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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
I could definitely use it
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“My grandmother loved you at first when she met you…
Dead
Lol Bernie face
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How would you like your dick to be sucked?
Anonymous
Sucked? I want my shit vacuumed
Like dis? 😭😭
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ENERGY
YASSSS HYPERPIGMENTATION!
#Truth fr
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Wait is this a positive hyperpigmentation post
makes me feel good 😩
WHAT?! Hyperpigmentation positivity?! Because yes!
Yess maam me all dayy
wow because i’m so insecure about my hyperpigmentation and not even in the sense of having sex but wearing bathing suits and shorts too.
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when you cancel the dick appointment on her
^^^
Lmfao, accurate 😂
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ntbx:
Awwwww
My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕
I love Gordon.
She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man
Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.
I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears
i reblog this every time it comes on my dash and i will until the day i die or this hellsite does
😩😩😩😭😩😭😭
Damn it guys!!!
Now idk why I clicked on this again I done seen this a million times and I do the same shit everytime 😩
I’m not crying bitch you’re crying
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you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week
most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!
old users:
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Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
- Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
- Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Tiktok - coolest videos on the internet (top 10 app in the world)
- Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
- Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
- Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
- Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
- Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
- Hempire - become a plant mogul
- Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
- Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
- Betternet - free proxy VPN, like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
- Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
- Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?
- Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
- 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
- Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
- Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
- Spill it - drop balls and break glass
- Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
- Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
- Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
- Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
- Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
- Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
- Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
- Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
- Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
- Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
- Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
- Dosh - get paid to shop
- Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
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Man put that nigga in the ground and move tf on now shit
That nigga in hell sizzling like a fajita platter, give us the damn trailer
OMG JAMES LMFAO
Man fuck him lmao
lmfao go lay down
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The Tumblr Staff on December 17th
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